Barbara Tomlinson's Song Lyrics and Parodies

Away in a manger
No room for a bed
A child of Fallujah
Lays down her weary head.
        Shešs shivering, shešs crying
        Hasnšt eaten all day
Under constant bombardment
        Shešs in Americašs way.


Away in a manger ­
        His parents killed in their beds ­
A child of Fallujah (Najaf, Ramadi....)
        Swears vengeance on their heads.
Al-Quaedašs recruiting
Hešs easy to sway
        Under constant bombardment
        Hešs in George Bushšs way.


Away in a manger
Having lost their only bed
A family of Fallujah
Huddles in mortal dread.
        Their livelihoodšs gone
        All possessions swept away
        Kids lying sick and wounded
Theyšre in Empirešs way.


"Troops Refuse To Go On Mission" Falalalala, la la la la. Itšs a Suicide Expedition Falalalala, la la la la. Don we now our body armor Falala, lalala, la la la ­- Oops, they donšt supply us till next summer Falalalala, la la la la! This is like in "The Caine Mutiny" Falalalala, la la la la. The whole Command comes under scrutiny Falalalala, la la la la. Howšre we gonna get out of this mess Falala, lalala, la la la? Letšs bring all troops home by Christmas Falalalala, la la la la! (Fat chance.)
Si-i-lent Night Ho-o-ly Night The Desert is Calm The Moon is Bright; Then American Bombers Come in to Attack; A Sentence of Death For a Family in Iraq; They call it Col-la-ter-al Da-a-mage Slee-eep in Heavenly Peace ("cuz youšre Dead). Silent Night Holy Night Angels would weep At the sight Fire streams down From the heavens afar The Commanders give high-fives And go "Hallelujah!" Sleep in Heavenly Peace (IF YOU CAN) Sleep in Heavenly Peace.
Oh you Better not fight, better not cry Better not shout, I'm tellin you why: Paraplegic Dad is comin To town. He's applied for benefits Sent in applications twice They seem to ignore him Whether he acts naughty or acts nice Paraplegic Vet is comin To town. He's got some trouble sleepin He's in pain when he's awake He has his good days and bad days So humor him for goodness' sake So­-you better not fight Donšt let him see you cry You better prepare yourself I'm tellin you why Paraplegic Mom is the next to come To town.