Barbara Tomlinson's Song Lyrics and Parodies
Away in a manger
No room for a bed
A child of Fallujah
Lays down her weary head.
Shešs shivering, shešs crying
Hasnšt eaten all day
Under constant bombardment
Shešs in Americašs way.
Away in a manger
His parents killed in their beds
A child of Fallujah (Najaf, Ramadi....)
Swears vengeance on their heads.
Al-Quaedašs recruiting
Hešs easy to sway
Under constant bombardment
Hešs in George Bushšs way.
Away in a manger
Having lost their only bed
A family of Fallujah
Huddles in mortal dread.
Their livelihoodšs gone
All possessions swept away
Kids lying sick and wounded
Theyšre in Empirešs way.
"Troops Refuse To Go On Mission"
Falalalala, la la la la.
Itšs a Suicide Expedition
Falalalala, la la la la.
Don we now our body armor
Falala, lalala, la la la -
Oops, they donšt supply us till next summer
Falalalala, la la la la!
This is like in "The Caine Mutiny"
Falalalala, la la la la.
The whole Command comes under scrutiny
Falalalala, la la la la.
Howšre we gonna get out of this mess
Falala, lalala, la la la?
Letšs bring all troops home by Christmas
Falalalala, la la la la! (Fat chance.)
Si-i-lent Night
Ho-o-ly Night
The Desert is Calm
The Moon is Bright;
Then American Bombers
Come in to Attack;
A Sentence of Death
For a Family in Iraq;
They call it Col-la-ter-al Da-a-mage
Slee-eep in Heavenly Peace
("cuz youšre Dead).
Silent Night
Holy Night
Angels would weep
At the sight
Fire streams down
From the heavens afar
The Commanders give high-fives
And go "Hallelujah!"
Sleep in Heavenly Peace
(IF YOU CAN)
Sleep in Heavenly Peace.
Oh you
Better not fight, better not cry
Better not shout, I'm tellin you why:
Paraplegic Dad is comin
To town.
He's applied for benefits
Sent in applications twice
They seem to ignore him
Whether he acts naughty or acts nice
Paraplegic Vet is comin
To town.
He's got some trouble sleepin
He's in pain when he's awake
He has his good days and bad days
So humor him for goodness' sake
So-you better not fight
Donšt let him see you cry
You better prepare yourself
I'm tellin you why
Paraplegic Mom is the next to come
To town.
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