I'M A RIGHTEOUS DUMPSTER DIVER DUDE
I'm a righteous dumpster diver dude. 
Yes I'm a righteous dumpster diver dude. 

I get all of my apparel, 
From the bottom of a barrel. 
Yes, I'm a righteous dumpster diver dude. 

All my favorite music, 
Someone else refused it, 
Yes, I'm a righteous dumpster diver dude. 

My letterhead has many styles, 
Because it comes from the circular file. 
Yes, I'm a righteous dumpster diver dude. 

I go to Campus every spring, 
To look for all of the good things, 
That people throw away, 
Because they go away. 
Yes, I'm a righteous dumpster diver dude. 

If it's in a bottle or a can, 
Then I figure that I can, 
Eat it all up, 
Without throwing up! 
Yes, I'm a righteous dumpster diver dude. 

By Greg Spence Wolf, Lisa Rosenthal & Steve Burke